Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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