Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
