Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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