Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i think i just lost a toe
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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