put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Blood and glitter go together right?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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