i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize