Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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