I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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