So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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