So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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