So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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