If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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