Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Rumble strips road head = magical
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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