You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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