at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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