Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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