these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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