Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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