They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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