ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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