It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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