Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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