would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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