return my video game
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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