By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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