I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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