haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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