he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I have post one night stand depression
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