The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
