I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
