he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
BRING THE BAGELS
We are all done wearing pants today
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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