Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
