Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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