Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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