i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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