Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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