no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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