Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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