And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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