K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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