redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
vagina is talking i cant
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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