Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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