so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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