it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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