does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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