Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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