i think i have herpe
just one?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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