Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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