accomplished twins. life is a go
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
