yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Randomize
