we made out on top of his cat.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
do nipples grow back?
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