So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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