There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Randomize
