either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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