let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Randomize
