I am puke
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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