I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
